Matt's Manifestos

My name is Matt Porter.
Just another college student living the dream
Ask me anything

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May 25th, 2013
Finally got the 7 party burger.

Finally got the 7 party burger.

May 22nd, 2013

indebtandbored:

OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ

(via ruinedchildhood)

May 20th, 2013

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

(via mutantrabbits)

multipack:

sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario

(via mutantrabbits)

areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

(Source: daddog, via e-freshhh)

May 1st, 2013

(Source: vaspim, via nakiahgene)

(Source: ericdammit, via coffeecollie)

(Source: boomerboomsyo, via philimina)

You have stress? During our relaxation exercise?

(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via lie-forfun)

April 30th, 2013